Pop a squat (no, not literally - please not yet) and say a quick hello 👋 Welcome to the corner of the internet where homebirth doesn't require a performance, a perfectly curated supply list, or permission from anyone. I birthed a 13-pound baby at home, unassisted, with 8 items, including garbage bags and a crockpot. So here's what I did, how I did it, what actually matters... and what the noisy internet always seems to get wrong.